Welcome to dec0de.xyz – proudly broadcasting weird packets and cursed configs for the curious and courageous.

A division of 1406557 B.C. LTD. | Est. sometime between a blackout and a packet storm.

✨ Service Tier / Offering 💸 Starting Price
Hosting (websites, memes, & secret plots) $4.20/mo
Code Incantations (a.k.a. software engineering) $69/hr
Packet Wrangling (herding TCP like wild stallions) $69/hr
Managed Wizardry (we summon uptime on your behalf) $666/mo
AI Voice Agents (robots that sass back and take your calls) $404/convo
Firewall Whispers & VPN Voodoo (🔐 + 🧙‍♂️) $1337/hr
Physical Layer Gremlins (hardware, wires, & magic smoke) $???/mo + snacks
Other / ??? (you bring the chaos, we bring the config) ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

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📞 Hotline (dec0de.xyz): +1 778-653-8344

📞 Hotline (voip.rip): +1 778-901-6777

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☠️ ASCII dreams and uptime schemes since... whenever.

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