Welcome to dec0de.xyz – proudly broadcasting weird packets and cursed configs for the curious and courageous.
A division of 1406557 B.C. LTD. | Est. sometime between a blackout and a packet storm.
| ✨ Service Tier / Offering | 💸 Starting Price |
|---|---|
| Hosting (websites, memes, & secret plots) | $4.20/mo |
| Code Incantations (a.k.a. software engineering) | $69/hr |
| Packet Wrangling (herding TCP like wild stallions) | $69/hr |
| Managed Wizardry (we summon uptime on your behalf) | $666/mo |
| AI Voice Agents (robots that sass back and take your calls) | $404/convo |
| Firewall Whispers & VPN Voodoo (🔐 + 🧙♂️) | $1337/hr |
| Physical Layer Gremlins (hardware, wires, & magic smoke) | $???/mo + snacks |
| Other / ??? (you bring the chaos, we bring the config) | ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
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📞 Hotline (dec0de.xyz): +1 778-653-8344
📞 Hotline (voip.rip): +1 778-901-6777
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📧 Wanna talk shop? Hit us up: info@dec0de.xyz
☠️ ASCII dreams and uptime schemes since... whenever.
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